Since we can't beat em...

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  1. Doc Willie

    Doc Willie Shuttlecraft Commander

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    "I wasn't speeding officer. I was experiencing Unintended Acceleration."
     
    #21 Doc Willie, Feb 5, 2010
  2. markderail

    markderail I do 45 mins @ 3200 PSI

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    All Your Brakes Belong To Us
     
    #22 markderail, Feb 5, 2010
  3. Tideland Prius

    Tideland Prius Moderator of the North
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    Cut me off at
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    I have Prius brakes
    and Toyota
    accelerator pedals.
     
    #23 Tideland Prius, Feb 6, 2010
  4. macmaster05

    macmaster05 Senor Member

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    I want a bumper sticker that says "LOOK MA, NO BRAKES!"
     
    #24 macmaster05, Feb 7, 2010
  5. a_gray_prius

    a_gray_prius Rare Non-Old-Blowhard Priuschat Member

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    Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Prius!
    Driver: MFD screen turn on!
    Toyota: All your brakes are belong to us
    Toyota: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Captain: For great justice.

    adapted from: [ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us]All your base are belong to us - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame]
     
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  6. JimboPalmer

    JimboPalmer Tsar of all the Rushers

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    I knew there was a reason we don't have 'steer by wire'.
     
    #26 JimboPalmer, Feb 7, 2010
  7. bighouse

    bighouse Active Member

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    Here's one just for Doc Willie: "(Brake) resistance is futile- you will be accelerated".
     
    #27 bighouse, Feb 7, 2010
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  8. PriusLewis

    PriusLewis Management Scientist

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    "Once a problem was identified with the pedals, Toyota really had no choice but to launch the recall. "

    Actually, we only have Toyota's word for it that this is the problem. I believe it is software. So:

    BEWARE! Acceleration and braking controlled by Microsoft.

    If the brakes fail, REBOOT.

    If I'm going 90 MPH, it's because I'm in a Toyota and don't know how to turn off the key [replace with: "push the power button" for Prius]

    And one to print on an upper windshield sun block (in reverse so it can be read in the rearview mirror of the car ahead, and with a Toyota logo before and after the text): LET ME PASS! My throttle is stuck!
     
    #28 PriusLewis, Feb 7, 2010
  9. octavia

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    Good one!
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    #29 octavia, Feb 7, 2010
  10. Rae Vynn

    Rae Vynn Artist In Residence

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    #30 Rae Vynn, Feb 7, 2010
  11. a_gray_prius

    a_gray_prius Rare Non-Old-Blowhard Priuschat Member

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    On sale at an MR2 forum:

    [​IMG]
     
    #31 a_gray_prius, Feb 16, 2010
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  12. markderail

    markderail I do 45 mins @ 3200 PSI

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    #32 markderail, Mar 8, 2010
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  13. a_gray_prius

    a_gray_prius Rare Non-Old-Blowhard Priuschat Member

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    Funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
     
    #33 a_gray_prius, Mar 9, 2010
  14. a_gray_prius

    a_gray_prius Rare Non-Old-Blowhard Priuschat Member

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    #34 a_gray_prius, Mar 13, 2010
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  15. a_gray_prius

    a_gray_prius Rare Non-Old-Blowhard Priuschat Member

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    #35 a_gray_prius, Mar 17, 2010
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