Florida Bestiality Law Passes On Third Attempt

1. They left a big loop hole in the law. All a defendant has to do is say it was unsatisfying sex and there was no gratification.

2. Florida dog judging must get pretty wild if they needed to include that exemption.

 

What's really sad is it took three tries to get it through the FL Congress! Were there that many State Representatives and Senators that opposed the bill the first two times around?

 

3 trys, Dude, really?????

A state of sick oldsters......

 

can't wait til tom sees this...

 

That sounds like a baaaaaad law. :madgrin:

 

When I read that the law was inspired by some pervert that suffocated his goat while getting friendly with it, the first word that popped into my head was "Panhandle".

Sure 'nuf, he did his deed in the Panhandle.

 

Hey...I've noticed it's against the law to play Dominos on a Sunday in Alabama (still!). That might pale in comparison to my resident state's law about not being able to buy alcohol in stores (a pint in restaurants is no problem...but you can't buy beer or wine in the grocery for the safety of your own home) on Sundays. At least my native state of NC allows you to buy alcohol in the afternoon on Sunday. I do remember a factoid that the first capitol offense of the US was actually a teenager that engaged in bestiality....but it seems like many other regional laws are quite weird.

 

lol.
I love you slowturd. <3

 

at least they have a fall back position

 

There will never be another ewe.

 

wait a second, does this law make it legal or illegal?

 

or mandatory? :madgrin:

 

that's it, i'm wintering in az next year.

 

She just found out it's still legal in Alabama

 

where men are men and sheep are scared. or is that northern michagan?

 

Just make sure:

1: never wear a red mask (it's still a felony to wear a red mask if doing any crime in AZ)

2: don't cut down a cactus (which is still punishable with 25 years)

3: don't put a donkey in a bathtub (as tempting as it seems)

4: Don't make immitation cocaine

5: If being attacked...only use the same type of weapon as has been brandished on you.

6: Never refuse a person a glass of water.