LOL!!! Now we're talking. But I'll bet the miles per gallon of gas isn't very good. Of course, it's making the gas, not consuming it...
You can't tow with a Prius without risking your warranty but this guy said he knows a way to deal with that.
Your guess is as good as mine, we use this image at work to show an extreme overload. I think it is an old red truck loaded with something like sugar cane or something. I really don't know but the load on the vehicle is tied onto the vehicle.