So I gave my kid a dog...

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  1. daniel

    daniel Cat Lovers Against the Bomb

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    P.S. Something's wrong with YouTube. Pages with embedded YouTube never finish loading, and the YouTube site seems to be down.
     
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  2. patsparks

    patsparks An Aussie perspective

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    Pretty old joke too. But a good one.

    How do you make a cat go woof?

    Soak it in petrol and throw on a lit match, woof!

    Too many people on this forum tend to mimic the guy on the right.
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    #22 patsparks, Feb 1, 2008
  3. patrickindallas

    patrickindallas Shire rat

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    I don't know what's funnier:

    The joke itself.

    The freak-out reactions generated.

    Three cheers and a drop of gasoline for the OP!
     
    #23 patrickindallas, Feb 1, 2008
  4. Rae Vynn

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    Burritos, you had me up until the "drop of gas" part. Then, I knew it was a joke... :)

    Alas, I can never remember any good jokes to tell. My Dear Hubby gets jokes via email all the time, and tells them to me... they are funnier when he tells them than when I read them myself.
     
    #24 Rae Vynn, Feb 1, 2008
  5. Godiva

    Godiva AmeriKan Citizen

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    Three surgeons were sitting in the physicians lounge discussing their patients.

    The first surgeon says "I love to operate on the Germans. Everything is neat and orderly and labeled: pancreas, liver, kidneys."

    The second surgeon says "I love to operate on the Japanese. Everything is color coded: red to red, blue to blue, green to green."

    The third surgeon says "I love to operate on politicians. No brains, no heart, no guts and the mouth and a$$hole are interchangeable."

    Buh dump bump.

    Now that one works in print.
     
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  6. boulder_bum

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    May I be the first to say I found the joke hilarious.

    While we're on a hilarious cruelty to animals kick, here's one of my fav YouTube videos of all time. Nice soundtrack.



    *Disclaimer: before anyone gets "all up in my grill" as it were, relax, it's just a bath!
     
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  7. patsparks

    patsparks An Aussie perspective

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    I feel dirty now, that was funny and extremely cruel and should be banned from You Tube.
     
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  8. Godiva

    Godiva AmeriKan Citizen

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    See, I don't find that particularly funny either.

    I'm not a cat owner, but it's my understanding that cats do NOT need regular bathing like dogs do. And there are kinder, gentler and dryer methods to accomplish the task. So subjecting a cat to an automatic dog washer isn't very funny to me.
     
    #28 Godiva, Feb 1, 2008
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    qbee42 My other car is a boat

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    My reply wasn't meant to be hostel. I just wanted to needle him for telling a bad joke.

    Tom
     
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  10. John CCP

    John CCP New Member

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    Not funny! Put yourself in the cat's place! I he/she enjoying it? I think not!
     
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    John CCP New Member

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    There was no animal cruelty involved, so it was somewhat humerous!
     
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    Sick; not funny!
     
    #32 John CCP, Feb 2, 2008
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    Yeah I knew that. For the record, I told it to my wife(to explain this thread) and she didn't like it either.
     
    #33 burritos, Feb 2, 2008
  14. Godiva

    Godiva AmeriKan Citizen

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    Did she like *my* joke?
     
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    jammin012 The man behind The Man

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    Burritos,

    I don't care what they say, I was about to piss my pants by the time the dog stopped running around and around LOL. I love it.

    For the rest, OF COURSE IT WAS A JOKE, GEEZE. The man drives a Prius not a Hummer.
     
    #35 jammin012, Feb 2, 2008
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    This cat has just been to the toilet.
     
    #36 patsparks, Feb 2, 2008
  17. burritos

    burritos Senior Member

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    Yes she did.

    But myself as a messy colorblind half japanese half german congressman to be, I take offense at the stereotypes.
     
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  18. burritos

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    I know, right? It was funny. Test it on the next unsuspecting person(assuming you're not at a funeral or church) you see. Odds that the person will chuckle will be better than New England beating the Giants this Sunday.
     
    #38 burritos, Feb 2, 2008
  19. Godiva

    Godiva AmeriKan Citizen

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    It's extremely difficult to find non-stereotypical/offensive jokes.

    I'm German on my Mother's side. That part kinda appeals to me. It's so her and so not me.

    I'm Italian on my Dad's side. I've got a great stereotype Italian joke too. It also translates to print very well.
     
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  20. John CCP

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    This cat has just been to the toilet.

    THIS is amusing! Tell her not to forget to turn off the water, next time.
     
    #40 John CCP, Feb 2, 2008
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