Nevermind. http://priuschat.com/forums/freds-h...ost-right-wing-publications-3.html#post352984 (from rudiger's link)
I am praying for the peace of Jerusalem. Jerusalem and her people are close to my heart. The Lord will not share His glory with anyone concerning Jerusalem, not even with the United States of America. The Lord has promised that He will fight for Israel and He will do it in a mighty way. The Lord is not slack concerning His promise but there will be a day of judgement that will come not just upon Israel alone but also her enemies. For when Israel's enemies come upon her, they will have touched the apple of God's eye. When that day comes, that all of her Israel's enemies surround her and threaten her with total annihilation, then the Lord will fight for her.
Are you talking about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so, you are arguing from a false premise. The FSM does not make promises. The FSM gave us eight I'd-Really-Rather-You-Didn'ts and built a beer volcano in heaven, then laid back to watch the show, and is probably rather amused at how badly we've screwed it all up. If you're talking about some other deity, it doesn't exist. The FSM made the world and everything in it and really does not care what kind of a mess we make of it because the FSM has plenty of spaghetti and beer in heaven, and who cares if a bunch of ants are offing each other when you have plenty of beer and spaghetti?
Daniel, I'm concerned that the FSM might be at risk of type 2 diabetes and heart disease. Please, if you can, sugguest a lower carb diet. Esp nix the high glycemic pasta and beer. I would recommend an Inuit diet for the exalted one.
The flying spaghetti monster is immortal. Plus his intermittent flying helps keep his sugar in check. Do you know how fast you have to flap one's arm to levitate? Especially when making rounds on a place like jupiter? It's pretty funny.