You also have to be able to answer the question "When did you stop beating your wife?" in a different way 20 times per press conference.
If they can find him maybe offer the job to Richard McNair aka Jim/Robert Jones. http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=1296
I wanna be press secretary so I can tell the truth and call on old Helen who would help me keep to the important issues of the day. Imagine...the truth in ANY aspect would topple these despicable bastards faster the downfall of the WTC. Impeachment is too good a prospect for these sons-a-bitches, they should all be on a Texas death row being pounded from behind the same way they have raped the American people and psyche.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tempus @ Apr 19 2006, 06:50 PM) [snapback]242336[/snapback]</div> Agreed!!! No matter what the Administration, White House Press Secretary is the ultimate Thankless, No Win Job