Write an Onion Headline

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    Write a headline for an Onion story. Humor is intended.

    1. Child a genius, according to parents
    2. Employee interupts internet surfing to work
    3. Quicki Mart Assistant Manager opposed to increase in minimum wage
    4. Area man changes position on sex
     
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    George Allen makes final pass, with God's help
     
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    Clinton's doctor not fully qualified - only an intern.
     
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