Well, I'd help you out, but our little bridge-living friend just gave me an epiphany, that I'm driving the wrong sucky car! :blink: So I'm off to sell this piece of junk!
He probably needs four wheel drive, what with the generally poor traction found under most bridges today, so perhaps the Prius doesn't make sense for him. And, without a telescoping steering wheel, someone of his small stature might have difficulty finding a comfortable seating position. But -- don't trolls generally wear hats? The Prius does have lots of headroom. Hmmmm, perhaps even trolls might grow (ooops, pardon the choice of word) to like a Prius...
What I've always wondered is, trolls usually hang around gardens, don't they...? So wouldn't a troll, *especially* a troll -- at least one with even a fragment of a brain -- be concerned about destroying the natural environment...? Yes, of course it would. Personally, I think being a troll is a lifestyle choice. It's clearly not the same as being gay, which is basically a condition of birth. I'm fearful that, if we don't act now, soon trollls will be having sex with normal people, and the ethnic purity of non-under-bridge-dwellers will become tainted...they'll be forming non-traditional family units and besmirching the morals of this great country. Has anyone given any thought to amending the Constitution, for the preservation of the sanctity of non-trollness, and to put a stop, once and for all, to the spread of the "troll agenda..."?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(PhirusPriiSuck @ Nov 16 2006, 08:10 PM) [snapback]350539[/snapback]</div> Actually, all you have to do is be able to spell eligible correctly. And I can!!! Sorry -- NO PRIUS FOR YOU!!! [laughing] The porcupine carries its pricks on the outside. That's right, isn't it, Mr. Troll? I can't remember the punchline exactly.
Superman led a great life Then Lois became his new wife On his ex-ray vision She made a decision "Let your eyes wonder, I'll cut 'em off with a knife" The sailor from Sweden was daring Although, at times, overbearing
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ Nov 16 2006, 07:57 PM) [snapback]350524[/snapback]</div> "trolls usually hang around gardens, don't they...?" I think you're thinking of gnomes. Trolls live under bridges and when people cross they leap out and gobble them up.
There once was a young man from Utah who bought himself a computah His wives liked it a lot He did not Their new ideas made him feel neutered The good wives of Salt Lake City Decided to form a committee
The good wives of Salt Lake City Decided to form a committee They came up with a plan Just five wives to a man Though at times they other wives they could see A man was out hunting for deer He saw one then started to leer
A man was out hunting for deer He saw one then started to leer The buck was a fake Its horns were a rake Christmas stuff that's thrown out from last year I woke up this morning ethereal I put too much milk in my cereal
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 17 2006, 06:16 PM) [snapback]351187[/snapback]</div> The loops were a floating And I was a gloating I guess you could say I was cheerial I walked out the office's door My boss said "Do that no more"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dreichla @ Nov 17 2006, 04:19 PM) [snapback]351213[/snapback]</div> "cheerial"? I walked out the office's door My boss said "Do that no more" but since it was five I said "give me no jive" my boss was shaken to the core It's Friday, should I go see "Bond"? even if James has gone blond?
It's Friday, should I go see "Bond"? even if James has gone blond? He'll still have girls a lot And man...is he hot! One of the few from across the pond! My 3 year old just said "oh sh$%" As his mom, I had a slight fit
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(livelychick @ Nov 17 2006, 07:58 PM) [snapback]351244[/snapback]</div> Then pressing his luck He then said, "oh Fu$&" And I too screamed, "you little sh$%" I think I'm need of a drink I just got a slip which was pink
I think I'm need of a drink I just got a slip which was pink My boss was quite terse Writing doggerel verse! I suggest you start seeing a shrink I went to a shrink right away He thought I was really ok
I went to a shrink right away He thought I was perfectly ok He gave me no drugs No shocks and no hugs But then why do I still have to pay? Down by the lake there's a brothel The service is really quite awful
Down by the lake there's a brothel The service is really quite awful For a regular guy It is worth a try But I prefer things that involve waffles My well-to-do ne'er-do-well friend Came to a very bad end
My well-to-do ne'er-do-well friend Came to a very bad end Throttle excessively gassing While obnoxiously passing Went straight round the very sharp bend Another morn sleeping in bed Should I get up or go to the head?
