For all you cube/office dwellers

You can't live with em and you can't live without em!

 

EWWWW.

It's probably because some women (actually, a surprising percentage) don't wash their hands after going to the washroom. Even when they go doody. So next time you see a hot girl walking around, know that she may have fecal fingers.

 

And here I thought 'girl germs' were just imaginary. It's probably waaay too late for the antidote now, isn't it?

 

Happy Valentine's *cough* Day, Sweetie!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hyo silver @ Feb 14 2007, 02:43 PM) [snapback]390398[/snapback]</div>

What, you mean you never got the shot when you were a kid? I must have been inoculated 1000+ times in elementary school by friends who were clearly worried for my wellbeing as an adult.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Beryl Octet @ Feb 14 2007, 12:17 PM) [snapback]390377[/snapback]</div>

Just don't wear our make-up and you all will be juuuuuuuuuuuust fiiiiiiiiiiine! B)

 

Having started exposing myself to theee most serious of girl cooties at the age of 12, over these many years I have built-up quite an immunity. :lol:

Thankfully none of my contracted girl cooties were the types needed to be treated with medication.

I learned early on to stay away from dirty girls.

 

:lol: :blink: :lol: Cooties!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Beryl Octet @ Feb 15 2007, 10:19 AM) [snapback]390829[/snapback]</div>

:blink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: <OMG! > I've gotta clean the tea off of the monitor. <_<

Yeppers, just think about that next time you shake someones hand, did they wipe it through the sweaty crack or worse?

I really hate it when the person sneezes into their hand then tries to shake yours..

Another thing that grosses me out is driving down the road, and pulling up to a hot babe and shes digging for gold in the nostril caves.... :blink:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SSimon @ Feb 14 2007, 03:31 PM) [snapback]390388[/snapback]</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Beryl Octet @ Feb 15 2007, 10:19 AM) [snapback]390829[/snapback]</div>

There is no way that I am ever going to attend any sort of PriusChat "meet-up." Ever.

(By the way, notice that I wear gloves because of people like you.)

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Anna Nicole @ Feb 15 2007, 11:47 AM) [snapback]390881[/snapback]</div>

Anna? is it true the morticians shake the strecher to add some realisim??? :lol: :lol: :blink: :huh:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Beryl Octet @ Feb 15 2007, 09:17 AM) [snapback]390766[/snapback]</div>

Don't be worried about me, worry about Priusguy04 who's seen the nice person penny video and seems to be a man that can be easily persuaded! Priusguy04, hopefully they remove the penny from our monetary circuit before you can do any damage.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SSimon @ Feb 15 2007, 12:54 PM) [snapback]390940[/snapback]</div>

Hey SSimon,
Come over here I want to shake your hand!! :blink: :lol:
I'll even give you a dollar or two.. :blink: :lol: :lol:

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(priusguy04 @ Feb 15 2007, 06:58 PM) [snapback]391156[/snapback]</div>

Uuuuuuuuuum, maybe if you give me Fifty Thousand Dollars and a bottle of some strong disinfecting hand wash. Deal?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SSimon @ Feb 15 2007, 06:09 PM) [snapback]391167[/snapback]</div>

:lol: :lol: :lol: B)

 

Before today, I would have not given a 2nd thought to this photo in today's paper. Now, it scares the hell out of me.