From the Onion: Five years after settling in Southern California and trying to blend into American society, a six-man terrorist cell connected to the Army of Martyrs has reportedly grown too complacent to conduct its suicide mission, an attack on the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station. We remain wholeheartedly committed to the destruction of America...but Lost was such a cliffhanger that we need to catch at least the first episode of the new season. After that, though...death to the infidels! Al-Sharif also noted that his nearly $6,000 in credit card debt from recent purchase of a 52-inch HDTV and a backyard gas grill prevents him from buying needed materials for the attack.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ Jun 22 2007, 11:40 AM) [snapback]466464[/snapback]</div> I love the Onion It's right up there with the Landover Baptist Church!
Hmmmmm. Theoretically 71 virgins after you die or the reality of unlimited lap dances right now. For blending in purposes only, of course.
