In a recent study, researchers found that multiple stab wounds actually shortened the life expectancy of the monkeys used in the study. They found that the species and gender of the monkeys played no bearing in the results nor did the locations of the wounds. Watch the report video here: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/stud...onion_rss_daily
Ok, I have to admit that if you're so into animal protection that you can't even stand to hear someone joking about it, then the video is probably a bit too much. I figured that someone would report the thread as being too mean and cruel (even in jest). But I so rarely start threads in Fred's and I felt that there were enough people who would appreciate this for the humor.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Jul 16 2007, 10:38 PM) [snapback]480030[/snapback]</div> I nearly drove off the road once from laughing so much at an Onion "news" report on the radio
