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That hussy, she dumped you, so what? She and we all know you're a slut. She was open for business I was impressed by her bountifulness
They say comets brought life to earth Bacteria that gave us all birth It took a long time To rise from the slime But life's fun and gives reason...
They say comets brought life to earth Bacteria that gave us all birth It took a long time
I went to the mall and I haggled Now I'm feeling bedraggled Tired and worn out But pleased with the bout My hair, once neat, is now snaggled...
Carbon dioxide makes Venus too hot And earth's warming up quite a lot I do like it toasty But Venus is roasty Do politicians care? They give squat...
carpe the diem
I went to the mall and I haggled Now I'm feeling a bit bedraggled Tired and worn out
Time for coffee?
trailer trash
I once heard of an honest politician To change the U.S. was her mission But her plan went awry When she got caught in a lie Denying extraordinary...
more religion? ho-hum
I once heard of an honest politician To change the U.S. was her mission But her plan went awry
"Mission accomplished - oops"
I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit I'm so small, on the edges of chairs I can sit My wife says I'm thin I reply with a grin: "I'm not too...
"I've loved the few trips I've taken to Oregon..." Just watch out for those logging roads.
I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit I'm so small on the edges of chairs I can sit My wife says I'm thin
When faced with a dim-witted rube Hesitate to call him a boob Name-calling won't work He'll still stay a jerk As he began, in the fallopian tube...
When faced with a dim-witted rube Hesitate to call him a boob Name-calling won't work
You scurvy dog!
Lucky, lucky Thar!
