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My wife, she left me today Could it be my new toupee? I used to have hair But now only glare Now I'll date her sister Renee. My Starbucks is...
My wife, she left me today Could it be my new toupee? I used to have hair
People Under the Stairs
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(VABeachPrius @ Dec 21 2006, 07:31 AM) 365003</div> Let me know when and where and I'll see what I can do. My plans...
My days off will number eleven Nothing to do -- 's like heaven Unless I get bored And go out with the hoard Drinking from now until seven My...
Who said that? Hello? Are the voices in my head talking again?
Wide Load
Where all the cool kids hang out
My last few tanks have been around 50mpg. Now I'm down to about 48mpg. Not a big difference, but I've only had the one tank at 48, so my data...
Live Dancing Bears
My days off will number eleven Nothing to do. I'm in heaven
Is that land two far or too far? Wow, was that a bad joke, or what?
Tequila sunrise
To live alone isn't much fun Looking around to see no one There's only TV 's OK with me
To live alone isn't much fun Looking around to see no one
Prepared eggs
Far away from the beach? Or muffins?
In the pre-dawn hours...
Pepper Mill
For the impatient there's never a 'morrow If they wait there'll be sorrow But tomorrow will come And they will succumb
