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Mind boggling - that GOP congress fought Clinton every step of the way. His budgeting and standing up to congress is what cleaned up the mess...
Thanks for posting this, Godiva. Very heartwarming. :)
Thanks, Bill! I'll study up before the trip home. :)
Hi everybody, I am visiting my folks and have introduced them to my new Prius. They are most impressed, of course - just astounded by the...
Well put! :thumb:
discovery of large hairballs
LOL! :peace:
"Sores on my testicles...I'm a loser baby...so why don't you kill me..." From the Beck song, "Loser"
No, not insulted, and didn't intend to make you feel that you should apologize. I realize that there are women like the flake in the story, but I...
HILARIOUS!!
...time they noticed them
I bet Diana Krall sounds divine in the car. Gonna have to try it out...
:puke: UGH! Elaine is a drama queen flake, okay? Not all women think like that. Lots of us have better things to do with our time. Personally,...
My favorite ever: "Scientists have discovered that there are ice rings around Uranus." Two disc jockeys are doing their quick rundown of the...
Reminds me of George Carlin, who said, "Save the planet! HA. I've got news for you, people. The PLANET is going to be just fine. We may not be...
Daniel is very analytical.
More from President George W. Bush: "Who could have possibly envisioned an erection -- an election in Iraq at this point in history?" --George...
Bingo Jed had a light on! (Steve Miller Band song, but it's supposed to be "Big old jet airliner") I had a friend who thought those were the...
I don't look anything like my avatar, either.
I got nearly everyone in my office by giving them fake phone messages. I told them: "Please call Mr. Behr, 555-4242." The phone number is the...
