I was looking for a good way to wrap something in bubble wrap and came across the most oddball thing in Google. So, here it is: 101 Uses for bubble wrap 1. Bubble wrapping underneath the wallpaper can prevent it hurting so much when you hit your head against the wall in frustration 2. Apply it to all the pavements in the world to cut down on suicide rates 3. Wrap up the blades in a liquidiser to prevent the little ones hurting themselves 4. Wrap up the bar in the bar joke so that the poor guy doesn't have to go "ow" any more 5. Bubble wrap handcuffs to prevent the fragile criminals from hurting their wrists when they get arrested 6. Bubble wrap the bars in the cells as well 7. Bubble wrap the planet to fend off alien invasions 8. Fill bubble wrap with ozone and wrap it around the planet to replace the ozone layer 9. Wrap it around your torso to stop your sides splitting when you laugh too much 10. Bubble wrap your bike pedals so they don't scrape your ankles when you get on awkwardly 11. Bubble wrap the road so it doesn't hurt when you fall off 12. Make a cocoon for your baby so he bounces when he falls over 13. Protect your PC from AOL by wrapping all their free discs in bubble wrap 14. Shut you friends up with it 15. Wrap up your lawnmower.. No reason, I'm just getting desperate for more uses. 16. Wrap up your morning toast so it doesn't matter which way up it lands 17. Protect your knives from the little kids 18. Wrap it round the steering wheel and eliminate the need for airbags 19. Twist it and make a lot of loud popping noises to piss of the rest of the family 20. Larger bubbles make deeper notes. You could write a symphony 21. Bubble rap 22. Protect people from sharks' teeth by wrapping up the sharks 23. Wrap up the sea so that it floats to the top with the sharks 24. Use a few layers on your wheel rims and you don't need a new tire 25. Carry it around as an emergency air supply 26. Attach it to every wall in the Titanic II so that it still floats even when sinking 27. Soft hankies 28. Soft bog rolls 29. Air cushioned soles 30. Fill some with water and you can have a waterbed 31. Make a shrine to bubble wrap 32. Cut out individual bubbles and use them as a fashion statement 33. Fill it with water and make ice pebbles 34. E.Z. Swim trunks 35. Little sauce sachets for Tabasco sauce helpings 36. Make fake spots and pretend to squeeze them. Gross out your friends! 37. The big version works as tear-off disposable whoopee cushions 38. Put it on a red piece of paper and use it in a movie about the colonisation of Mars 39. Center Parc domes for fleas 40. Print fake tyre tracks all over mum's clean kitchen floor 41. An alarm system to wake you up 42. Drop your mobile and see it bounce! 43. Wrap up drum kits to finally shut the drummer up 44. Wrap up blind people so that nothing hurts them 45. Carry some with you so you can float home from your desert island 46. Put it in some chocolate... We all like our bubbly chocolate 47. Special contraceptives for extra stimulation 48. Roll down hills in it 49. When quitting smoking, use it to relieve your stress by annoying everyone else with the noise rather than the fag smoke 50. New-age Lego 51. Build your greenhouses from it. It's refractive index will reach even higher temperatures for your melons to be huge 52. Become a spy and put it on the soles of your shoes so they make no sound 53. Cheapo breast implants 54. Earthquake-proofing 55. Soundproofing walls 56. Colonic irrigation 57. Construct a bouncy castle and have a mega birthday party 58. Finger-friendly braille 59. Space helmet for a mouse 60. Bouncy draughts 61. Send it into space to show alien species how technologically advanced the human race is 62. Shower curtain for free 63. Wrap up everything below a foot from the ground so you don't stub your toe ever again 64. Orthopaedic socks 65. Something to land on when you fall out of bed 66. Chop the tops off and use them as contact lenses 67. Ant rafts 68. A bed of nails for wusses 69. A replacement for a parachute that protects you even if it doesn't open 70. Wrapping delicate items for transport 71. Wrap up your computer so that you don't break it when it crashes 72. Scan it and use it as a background for Windows 73. Attach it to fabric and you have a nice warm coat 74. Chew it... It's like popping candy, but chewing gum style 75. Protect yourself from mosquitos. Wrap yourself up and they get shot off when they pop a bubble 76. Strap some to your shoes and you can float upside-down in a pond 77. Anti-vandal flooring 78. Build a miniature boat in one of the bubbles and get acclaimed for being the greatest miniature crafstman/woman in known history 79. Make your own Rice Krispies sound FX 80. Bumper stickers that don't hurt 81. Stick it to your teeth and you can grin while on your motorbike without having to wipe the flies off your teeth 82. Get a strip of them and light one end.. You can use the regular pops to time things 83. Put pills in them. You can have a pack of 7 and never take too much insulin again 84. Write on it and have a soft touch keyboard 85. Stick it to car bumpers so it doesn't hurt as much when you get run over 86. McDonald's would probably get away with calling it popcorn if they spray it white 87. Fill it with helium and call it a blimp 88. Give it to your most hated acquaintance as a birthday present. For best results, give them the stuff your alarm clock came in. 89. A ball pool for leprechauns. You'd have to cut them up... 90. A rather dull poster 91. Get a suntan but with bonus UV protection 92. New-age beaded car seats 93. Pop one and use it as a hilly mini minigolf course 94. Artificial pea substitute 95. Inside out cheese 96. Plastic jellyfish 97. Dip it in PVA and sand and you have a scouring pad.. wonderful exfoliator 98. Child-friendly pebble dashing 99. Fill it with the White Powder and sell it at raves 100. Protect your car when you go banger racing 101. Wrap your tires with it so people hear you in 'stealth mode'. Way more uses for bubble wrap here. Never ever in a million years would I have thought of any of that stuff up. Oh, and I changed the last one to reflect a more Prius-friendly use
