My brother emailed this to me, after an hour or so I was able to quit laughing enough to past this here. Jayman, did you write some of these answers? :lol:
Frank: It sure sounds like it! I think for the entire month of Feb, 2010, you might as well just pack up your wife and cats, and move into my hobby farm. Bring your own food. My pantry door will be padlocked. And no sneaking my booze either. Well, ok, the cheap stuff you're welcome too, but the Bombay gin is mine. jay
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. I like this one lol. so yeah.. so much for world-class ski resort.
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? A: We keep them inside and use lights. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed beaver. A: Most people prefer to stuff beaver themselves. If you can't find one on your own, some restaurants now offer beaver tails. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's kind of a big horse with horns. A: That would be the horny beaver, which has a penchant for getting stuffed as often as possible.
