OK, it's Friday, so... Thought I'd start a thread for fun. Real-life responses from your NAV lady to non-legitimate inquiries. For instance, here's one from me: ME: "Nav lady, will you come home with me tonight?" HER: "Setting Home as destination." Easiest (maybe the first) pickup I've ever had! One more; this one's for Hep. I tried this on the way to work today: ME: "I love you!" HER: "Showing coffee house icons." So, go out there and report back some funnier ones! rpm
This is probably apocryphal (and I've never tried it), but someone said if you say, "I have to cr*p," the response was "Sit Down." Now why it would have the phrase "Sit Down" in the database, I have NO clue. EDIT: I tried this on the way home.... ME: "I have to sh*t." NAV: "Showing Gas Stations"
Two great ones from when one of my brothers was in the car (when it was brand new): "Name yourself!" "Showing Mexican restaurant icons." "Make me a sandwhich!" "That function is not available on this screen."
" Tea, Earl Grey. Hot." "Captain Picard, is that you? Wow, are you ever lost!" ...just kidding. I don't even have a nav system...