Osama is studying a map in his compound, plotting to blow up a railroad bridge in NYC Shamir is the pointman for the operation One of his lieutenant's sheepishly inform Osama that Shamir is in custody of Homeland Security and know all about the plot. Osama takes off his reading glasses. Osama asks most of his staff to leave. In Arabic THAT WAS AN ORDER!!!! Throws a pencil during the rant.... Variations: Osama is informed Gaddafi is killed Osama is informed Mubarak has been arrested Osama is informed his plot against the Fukushima reactor is too late Hitler phones Osama Donald Trump informs Osama his Death Certificate is missing