EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

hycamguy07 · Mar 9, 2007

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Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.

Copiersare Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm them up again. They are effective
reproductive devices if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tireis Male, because it sometimes goes bald and it
can easily become over-inflated.

A Water Faucetis Female, because it can turn hot or
cold in just a matter of moments.

A Safety Pinis Male, because it is often useful in an
emergency.

A Foreign Movieis Female, because it is not always
completely understood.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's the hot air part.

Spongesare Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

Matchesare Male, because scratching is important
to them.

A Web Pageis Female, because it's always getting
hit on.

A Subwayis Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick women up.

An Hourglassis Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.

A Remote Controlis Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male, didn't you? But consider this --- it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying![/b]
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