In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists." The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
Are you kidding me? Why would you post this? Do you really believe atheists are fools? What's next? Are you going to make fun of Jews? Muslims? Blacks? You believe in an old man with a beard that lives in the sky. We (the atheists) don't.
It's a joke Bra... Jeeeezzzzz... lighten up Francis... and besides... all real believers know god is a woman... thus no beard... duh... And yes... we ARE gonna make fun of stuff... Some folks need to get their panties out of their behind... and laugh a little Bra. Or go past the post... :thumb:
This probably belongs in the "joke of the day" thread. We get so many of these that they start to clog up the forum, especially if they are not clearly labeled as jokes. Tom
