If you have $400, one or more children in correct demographic, and memories of a certain era long ago: Electric VW bus toy (I chained the URL so bisco won't need to scold me again) @bobw might even find some neighborhood kids to share the joy with Things like this remind me of Hammacher Schlemmer but they seem not to have included it yet. Plenty of time before Christmas
That's the first one I've ever seen that didn't belch out a cloud of oily blue smoke. It's probably faster than the original too....
Note the 88-pound load capacity. BTW any other fun toys would be very welcome here. A topic that Fred has not much explored.