I must admit growing up in CA watching the Dodgers I haven't watched much baseball in last 30 years but now in TX I have caught the Ranger buzz and to that I say to you Yankee fans how does it feel to have your butt kicked
Originally the Washington Senators, they moved to Texas in 1971 and had one of the worst seasons in MLB ever a couple of years later ...referred as the Texas Strangers, in the spirit of the New Orleans "Aint's". Did you know as part of the trade to the Yankee's, A-Rod still gets paid by the Rangers? I think they should give him a bonus for his performance in the ACLS. Good thing about the Rangers is I can forget about that local football team that also plays in Arlington that has "Bad Cow Disease"....unlike the Rangers, they won't beat the Giants.
Long, long ago, in a place far, far away - scratch - scratch. Rewrite: a few months from now during free agentry....Brian Cashman as Darth Vader - Cliff Lee as Luke Skywalker. "Darth Cashman": I am your Daddy! "Cliff Skywalker": No! I will never join the Evil Empire!!! "Darth Cashman": You know it's true! Join....together we will rule MLB!!! slices off Cliff's pitching arm "Cliff Skywalker": Nooooooo! Cliff escapes and after extensive rehab and an intensive spiritual experience, wins the Cy Young award in 2011 as a right-hander, then leads the Rangers to beat the Yankees in the playoffs that year.
