Funny, I never imagined that it was a small brain that Hummer drivers were compensating for. The judges would have also accepted: 1. I think they X-rayed the wrong body part. 2. I didn't know Hummer drivers even had a brain. 3. [In a Bulgarian accent] "1 city, 0 highway."
I saw a "blinged-out" H3 in traffic today, and all I could think was, "New Hummer enables the low-income to achieve levels of stupidity and tastelessness previously reserved for those receiving larger welfare checks."
And speaking of the H3, I just *love* the new H3 Alpha. I mean, not only does GM push off the hybrid, but they complain about being forced to increase fuel economy. And then, they take the 3.5L 5-banger in the Hummer and increase displacement to 3.7L (read: sucks down more gas). And now, they give you an optional 5.3L V-8! P.S. Are you sure that it wasn't a CAT scan of the engineers at GM?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ozyran @ May 7 2007, 09:57 PM) [snapback]437277[/snapback]</div> Could be. But you know it's not one of GM executives, because you don't need a magnifying glass to find the brain.
