Environmentally Friendly Bombs Planned - Yahoo! News I can't believe how stupid humans are sometimes. Oh wait a minute. Yes I can.
I think I'm going to file for a patent. My invention: An explosive device which uses solid organic fertilizer-encased tree/plant seeds as flak. The bombs can be customized per region with the seeds of local flora so that you're not introducing new or damaging species of plants when you detonate the bombs. So you can kill your enemies, and at the same time use their corpses to feed countless new seedlings. This would work well in regions where farming or timber harvesting has depleted the natural stock of plants. There are plenty of regions like this that have political strife, so I think there's a real market. All I need is a catchy name for it now!
