I have to park outside and the maintenance dudes come out couple times a week and blow dirt on my car. Looks like I haven't washed my car in 10 years every goddamn month after washing my car so I need a good car cover to prevent this.
My Gardner comes on my day off. Never comes at the same time. Sometimes early, sometimes later. But ALWAYS at a time when I have moved my car out of the garage after waiting for him to show up. First, its the weed wacker (with the trim brace removed). Once he powers the thing up and starts his merry way along the front yard, out flings into the air all the plants in his path..............along with the wonderful gooey sap splattering all over my car. Then, the mower comes and the grass cuttings (again, no guide catcher attached) and the grass makes a beautiful fine mist like coat, sticking to the already sap laden paint to my car. And to finalize it all, out comes the leaf blower (no muffler, roaring like a un-corked Harley) blowing everything and anything all over my car. And when he is done, I go out to my car, and cry. Why you asked do I put up with this? First, the language barrier. Trying to figure out how to explain to him that when he comes and sees my car in the driveway, could he come to the door? Secondly, because he is never here at the same time, sometimes I may be out with my adult kids or the wife somewhere else, and they drove me in their cars. One day I shall meet him and hopefully end this weekly dance!!
