I've seen some pretty good ones around here, why isn't there a thread we can all share, good, bad and ugly? How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
Ok, here's one I heard the other day: A man robs a bank and takes 3 hostages. During the robbery, his mask falls off. He ask the first hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage replies, "Yes I did." The robber promptly shot him. Then the robber asks the second hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage said, "No, but my wife did."
What are you talking about? There is a Jokes thread. Search for "Jokes" in thread titles within Fred's. Actually, there have been several throughout the years, though some may be archived and not postable to. But at least one is recent.
Here's the thread jared2 started back in '06: http://priuschat.com/forums/freds-house-pancakes/24416-jokes-thread.html
Look under: "A priest, a rabbi, a mullah, a dhali lama, a fundamentalist, a polygamist, a communist, a caliph, a grand vizeer, a sahib, a campesino, a mafioso, a Silverado-driver, a Pri-ite, Elvis, and Tom Cruise ... "
Look under: "A priest, a rabbi, a mullah, a dhali lama, a fundamentalist, a polygamist, a communist, a caliph, a grand vizeer, a sahib, a campesino, a mafioso, a Silverado-driver, a Pri-ite, Elvis, and Tom Cruise ... "
Look under: "A priest, a rabbi, a mullah, a dhali lama, a fundamentalist, a polygamist, a communist, a caliph, a grand vizeer, a sahib, a campesino, a mafioso, a Silverado-driver, a Pri-ite, Elvis, and Tom Cruise ... "
LOVE IT. Get's me to the grocery store and back which would normally be entirely on ICE. I've tried using it from work but I only a little past the gate before the speed gets too high or the battery get too low. Pretty much anything within a .5 mile radius I'm GTG. Much more and the ICE will kick in.
LOVE IT!!!!!!! Though I've learned to only use it to and from the store or post office. Can't go far but it's better than having the ICE start up for a 2 minute drive.
