Featured New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner (The Onion)

Discussion in 'Prius, Hybrid, EV and Alt-Fuel News' started by Peter123, Mar 4, 2022.

  1. Peter123

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    Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car.

     
    #1 Peter123, Mar 4, 2022
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    By waiting just till July, this could have been made as a tenth-anniversary post on the original thread.
     
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    then it needs to compost them
     
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    and use the compost as fuel for sustainable operations.
     
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