<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(bgdrewsif @ Apr 5 2006, 01:55 AM) [snapback]235117[/snapback]</div> Don't worry. Just buy a charcoal burner and some duct tape. The Japanese due it all the time.
Sorta reminds me of a Charles Addams cartoon where a man is sitting on the floor with a noose around his neck. The noose is connected to a chandelier, which is lying in pieces beside him. His wife is at the door and saying, "Honestly, George, can't you do anything right?"