Here's a start: 1. Thou shalt worship no other God than pasta, nor shalt thou covet thy neighbour's pasta-maker. 2. Thou shalt utterly repudiate the scurrilous and eggregious notion that pasta was invented in China. 3. Thou shalt eat pasta every day of the week except Fridays, when thou shalt eat fish. 5. Dieters shall be excommunicated from the church of pasta 6. Thou shalt not kill, except for a really good fettucini alfredo 7. Thou shalt remain constantly vigilant against the temptations of the great antipasto 8. Those who mock pastafarianism shall spend eternity in hell eating cold. overcooked spagetti 9. Food fetishes are allowed; encouraged, even 10. Thou shalt not lie, cheat, steal or torture, expect when required for the greater good of pastafarianism
Pastafarianism does not have Commandments. It does have the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn't's. See The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm too tired right now, and lazy, to type them here. Your list entirely distorts the character and mood of Pastafarianism, which is not a judgemental or bullying kind of religion. Read the book.
