There has been some discussion of hell, So I just thought I'd clarify the issue, as I found a posting from one of the authorities over on the pastafarian chat board, which I think is an actual quote from the Gospel. (Of the FSM, of course.) Now that this is cleared up, the born-agains will be able to stop with their nonsensical rantings about a god of love tossing people into lakes of boiling fire.
Actual Hell is reserved for a very few, where unbelievers have to live with nothing but tofu to eat, second rate watered down beer, and boring jobs in the service industries where the Feminists will bark orders that you as men must follow. There will be no privation, no physical torture, no burning or boiling in various liquids, no sex. You will have to sit and watch Jerry Fawell videos at night. And be forced to hang out with the likes of Al Sharpton & Jessie Jackson while they make the same speaches over and over again.. Theres your hell Dan... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
