Patient: Excuse me, I've been waiting a long time. Doctor: (Looking up from the computer). Oh. What do you want? Patient: I have a sore throat. Doctor: Just a minute. (Sound of furious typing at the keyboard) Ok. Lets see. Have you travelled recently? Patient: Just to Canada to see my brother. Doctor: Canada! Were you sick there? Thank God you survived their socialized health care treatment. Were you accosted by gays getting married? By anti-war protestors? Patient: No. People were friendly. Doctor: That's how they fool you. Patient: Well, what about my sore throat? Doctor: Take some cough medicine. Its on sale in my pharmacy for $39.79 Patient: You are a real doctor, aren't you? Doctor: Of course. Look at the md after my name on the computer. (goes back to fevered typing)
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DocVijay @ Jun 8 2006, 07:11 PM) [snapback]268330[/snapback]</div> I think he just found out that his doctor is dbermanmd.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(burritos @ Jun 8 2006, 07:18 PM) [snapback]268333[/snapback]</div> :lol: Either that or is in my HMO :lol:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Jun 9 2006, 08:54 AM) [snapback]268524[/snapback]</div> The new or old Dr. Who? h34r: I just got through watching the first season of the new one on DVD... It's ok, but it's like Dr. Who lite....
