Finally! A responsible, scientific report that pulls no punches on those darn flatulent groundhogs! He's taking a big risk, considering the size of the Groundhog lobbyists - you have to admire that kind of courage!
Now that's just wrong. Every one knows "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature." The real cause of Global Warming....because there's a graph and everything. Stop Global Warming!
The more you listen to it, the more you catch. This last time I caught this nugget: ". . . as the sun revolves around the Earth . . ." Brilliant!!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Aug 18 2006, 10:04 AM) [snapback]305403[/snapback]</div> ...the Earth which is flat, of course! And I thought he said flatulent gophers? Not groundhogs...
