Draft SUV drivers first it will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber Democrats think the glass is half full. republican think the glass is theirs.
I think I made this one up. I'm taking credit for it anyway. So much so that I decided to actually mock it up.
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. The glass is neither half full nor half empty, it was engineered with 100% redundancy.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Aug 4 2006, 08:10 PM) [snapback]298078[/snapback]</div> I either had too much to drink this evening... or I'm going blind. Or both.
With Republicans it's man exploiting man... With Democrats it's just the opposite And.... Eschew Obfuscation And... Stop Plate Tectonics
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(darelldd @ Aug 4 2006, 11:17 PM) [snapback]298120[/snapback]</div> I'm guessing it's the tagline: First one to save the planet wins! <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tripp @ Aug 4 2006, 11:20 PM) [snapback]298122[/snapback]</div> I have this on a T-shirt. Also: Age and Treachery will always overcome Youth and Skill.
Our kids wouldn't leave home, so we did! Secretly placed on the back of the fifth-wheel trailer as our parents were leaving on their first year-long cross county trip.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Godiva @ Aug 4 2006, 09:23 PM) [snapback]298124[/snapback]</div> Ah-ha! Thanks for clearing that up!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Aug 4 2006, 11:10 PM) [snapback]298078[/snapback]</div> I swear the mock up was there yesterday. Something about a village idiot.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(mouztrpd @ Aug 5 2006, 12:27 PM) [snapback]298223[/snapback]</div> Not a bumper sticker, but seen drawn into the dirt on a truck: 'I wish my wife was this dirty'