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"There's a fascinating article on the Piraha (pee da HAN) in the April 16 issue of The New Yorker" Agreed. I just finished it. The Piraha live...
Actually, I look exactly like George Clooney.
There is an old Chinese saying, "Disaster comes from the mouth".
What did the monkey say to the banana? Nothing. Monkeys can't talk. (ok, my 6 year old thought it was great)
Why did the siamese twin lobsters not share their toys? They were two shellfish.
If there's one thing that I can't stand I put it in an equation with NAND It is solved in a flash
There once was a man named Rove Who's name actually rhymed with love It was very confusing What was he musing? It was Rove, like a glove, not...
There once was a man named Rove Who's name actually rhymed with love It was very confusing
There once was a Prius from Jersey That suddenly went topsy-turvy Using more gas Than a black hole has mass
I wish I could plug in my car [3 beats] I tried once and got this big scar [3 beats] Now I'm called scar-face [2 beats] Reminding the Human race...
I wish I could plug in my car I tried once and got this big scar Now I'm called scar-face
Three dollar gas is a pain; Feels like cash down the drain. So I walk 'til my feet hurt, And I'm covered with dirt, As I curse oil company profits...
My Prius is in love with a Hummer. Could it have chosen a mate any dumber? Give it 2 months at most Then that Hummer is toast! Size matters, but...
My Prius is in love with a Hummer. Could it have chosen a mate any dumber? Give it 2 months at most
April is already here Winter's gone, summer's near In New England, it's damp And I've got writer's cramp
I was attacked by a bear
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While writing today in my journal Which I do with a rhythm diurnal I had nothing to say "Nothing happened today" I hope this won't be eternal The...
Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus Having a fight with her in-laws They really never approved When she had Santa's whisky removed
"Giving substantial amounts of money to friends is fun, too." Daniel, did I ever mention just how great your posts are? Have a great holiday!...
