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Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus Having a fight with her in-laws They really never approved When she had Santa's whisky removed But you must take...
The days, now so short, will get longer The sun, now so weak, will get stronger I think I'll sit In my lounger a bit And enjoy just one more...
The office party's today It's not much fun, I have to say We won't get thanked My boss will get tanked But I'll behave in a well mannered way....
Last night I dreamed of Mrs Claus Having a fight with her in-laws They really never approved
My wife, she left me today Could it be my new toupee? I used to have hair But now only glare
My vacation has finally started The staff they cried when I departed Out the back door I duck Saying, "wish me good luck!" As I shove off for...
My wife, she left me today Could it be my new toupee?
The hot lights caught my dead tree on fire Creating an ornament and angel pyre. The fireman said, "wow!" My wife said, "I disavow!"
I think I remember reading on PC that if you lock the car, something like a light that is on will go off so you won't drain the battery. I garage...
Now meerkats are quite another story Their histories are really quite gory Enjoying both flesh and fruits
A refinement of earlier devices To satisfy man's ancient vices As a way to defend
That hussy, she dumped you, so what? She and we all know you're a slut. She was open for business I was impressed by her bountifulness And she...
We wish Daniel well with his diet It may work, so he might as well try it But should instead he get round And lose not a pound Of his diet I'm...
Morning after
Bush gave a short speech to the nation The subject collaboration
Trying to articulate a clear vision Limericks line by line is our mission We'll "stay the course" Without need of force
My Prius is idling i'the cold It's a car I've always extolled I rarely use gas It's a little too crass Pulse and glide is how she's controlled...
Trans fats are now strictly verboten In midtown, the Bronx and Hoboken You can still eat them here Though you'll show signs in the rear And you're...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(tmv123 @ Dec 8 2006, 01:11 AM) 359186</div> Thanks so much for your interest. I'll try to get in touch with a...
