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Santa was putting on snow tires That every new sleigh now requires He heard a loud rip The sleigh started to slip
Santa was putting on snow tires That every new sleigh now requires
Bush gave a short speech to the nation The subject collaboration With a smirk on his face And wit, not a trace
There was a young woman named Kate Who wanted MPGs that were great She wanted 50, at least But her car was a beast And way past its "sell by" date...
"What does Christmas have to do with religion?" Everything. It is the central feast day of our true religion - Consumerism, with its vast...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(MegansPrius @ Dec 12 2006, 10:13 AM) 360863</div> And those clothes at the mall! Who can resist?
I just finished The God Delusion. It was well-written, but Dawkins is preaching to the converted with me.
There was a young woman named Kate Who wanted MPGs that were great She wanted 50, at least
Trying to articulate a clear vision Limericks line by line is our mission We'll "stay the course" Without need of force The result's a collective...
"I still would like to see a big bond fire" Great idea. Lets take Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan and...
My Prius is idling i'the cold It's a car I've always extolled I rarely use gas It's a little too crass
"i before e, except after c" "Received" (Where's Alnilam when you need him?)
My Prius is idling i'the cold It's a car I've always extolled
Limericks are generally naughty or nice To write them is surely a vice It's an addiction <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TonyPSchaefer @ Dec 11 2006,...
Religion = stupidity. It is a dangerous virus infecting billions around the world. The only cure is intelligence.
It's so cold that my fingers are frozen. But the egg nog is quite ambrosian. It's fit for the gods Yet bad for our bods No matter! its egg nog...
"Law Enforcement has changed in the last 25 yrs, then it was break heads" Ah, those were the days!
It's so cold that my fingers are frozen. But the egg nog is quite ambrosian. It's fit for the gods
The North Pole has a great gang My six year old said as she sang My six year old boy Thinks Santa's a ploy And revels in sturm und drang With GPS...
Flatulence will get you nowhere.
