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This is an important thread since so many of us are overweight. If my experience is any help, I have lost 10 pounds in the past 2 months. My body...
I offered the woman a cookie She said she'd get back to her bookie The odds were not good I well understood Of any time soon getting nookie Is it...
The miles seem infinitely far Should I fly or drive my new car? At airport security A strip-search is a worry And the searchers are, frankly,...
Oh will I impress my new date For I fear for the things I just ate She'll know I'm for real I biggy-sized the meal As guys go, she can see I'm...
Saturday night at the diner What choice of meals could be finer? With my new flame (Now what was her name?) No matter! I'll wine her and dine her...
The radio is full of great cheer Should I buy this or that this year? This is attractive But that's interactive I'll settle for a case of beer....
How about: I won't waste time; I'll be shopping online As my mind becomes muddled from too much wine Free shipping is good Right to the 'hood And...
As the holidaze come nearer It all becomes clearer This "shop 'till you drop" Has just got to stop "Not me!", you say - look in the mirror I...
I decided to cross our big nation So I headed out to the train station What was I thinking? I must have been drinking Trains are so slow it's...
Down by the lake there's a brothel The service is really quite awful For a regular guy It is worth a try But I prefer things that involve waffles...
I think I'm need of a drink I just got a slip which was pink My boss was quite terse Writing doggerel verse! I suggest you start seeing a shrink...
There once was a young man from Utah who bought himself a computah His wives liked it a lot He did not Their new ideas made him feel neutered...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pinto Girl @ Nov 16 2006, 07:57 PM) 350524</div> "trolls usually hang around gardens, don't they...?" I think you're...
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(prius biker @ Nov 16 2006, 06:45 PM) 350461</div> It's who you blow.
Superman led a great life Then Lois became his new wife On his ex-ray vision She made a decision "Let your eyes wonder, I'll cut 'em off with a...
So we are arguing definitions of "middle east". Traditionally, it does not include Pakistan. Here is one of many maps of the middle east: [img]
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(hill @ Nov 16 2006, 12:47 PM) 350218</div> Not if they're all in Fred's.
My problem is just the seat bottom seems so hard, like a subway seat. The Tercel is a much cheaper car, but has more padding and feels very...
On a street in Queens: "My kid can beat the sh**t out of your honor student"
I know what you mean. I have a 2005 and the seats are less comfortable than my 1995 Tercel. I was hoping the seats would be better in the 2006 and...
