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Back to work.
New Year's Resolution
Sick sick sick! Gained some pounds or stayed the same?
Did he leave you a never-ending supply of muffin mix?
Jeopardy
My, Oh, My!
Movies? The spoiled kids: Sorry you gave so much or wish you gave more?
I got a new Prius for Chrismas Shipped in thru the Panama isthmus Mosquitoes came with it
Blue balls
Oh Christmas Day is upon us. I only wish it were non-fuss The children are screaming
Well seasoned
Wait, is that Rudolf's nose I see? Could that be the jingle of bells I hear?
Seventh Generation
I feel Santa's presence is near! Just hear the hooves of reindeer Oh what is that smell?
Makin' Bacon
Eggnog - yuck! I guess spiked. Mistletoe: That's where I hang out OR that's a no-go zone?
Family on Christmas eve and Santa in the morning Wrap the presents yourself or have the store wrap them.
He He He!
I'm anything but a rich guy I'm timid & bashful & shy If only you knew What my pets see me do You'd just shake your head and say, "Why?" I feel...
"Dora" the explorer. My daughter named her because of the fun we had with the NAV system on the way home from picking her up.