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How lucky are you that you get to enjoy "A Prarie Home Companion"?! Can you believe that my wife and I love that show, but haven't been able to...
Why is it going to be warm here today? Doesn't the weather know that it's almost winter? (Can I apologize for anyone in cold weather areas?)
Use the schwartz!
Light 'em up
Mmmmm.... cake
I've lost so much weight clothes won't fit I'm so small on the edges of chairs I can sit My wife says I'm thin I reply with a grin:
When faced with a dim-witted rube Hesitate to call him a boob
She blows Thar?
Subliminal advertising :ph34r:
Doesn't he always?
The short trips are not the best for the Prius, so you're mileage will definitely not be as high as the EPA estimates. However, it will still be...
When faced with a narcoleptic bore Staying awake is a chore He thinks he's enthralling His snores are appalling
Tastes great!
When faced with a narcoleptic bore Staying awake is a chore
Very nice rhyming
I agree with Tony. I don't know about the dollar though. (If you needed a dollar, I'd send you one, don't get me wrong.) You and DH have been a...
Santa, once fat, is now thin Now there's more chimneys he fits in He won't get stuck Or give a f*ck
Hot Shots Part Deux
Does it have real cactus in it?
Who says Prius owners are smug? Miles per gallon is our drug.