When will George Allen concede? To hang on there is really no need This limerick's redundant The evidence's abundant Unless you've been smoking weed
When will George Allen concede? To hang on there is really no need He finally conceded-- His party defeated-- I wonder if he'll go smoke a little weed? Thank God it's the day before Friday Ten minutes before I go hit the highway
The evidence's abundant, you've been smoking weed Look 'round you, all things gone to seed Or maybe you work and see PriusChat Read inane threads, reply tit for tat At the end of the day we all get what we need need Work, PriusChat and weed Oops, you beat me to the next post Thank God it's the day before Friday Ten minutes before I go hit the highway
Thank God it's the day before Friday Ten minutes before I go hit the highway The day was a grind And the bars I will find Before I go drive on the Skyway My fridge it decided to break It ruined all my wonderful steak
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 9 2006, 04:40 PM) [snapback]346531[/snapback]</div> YOU OWE ME A BEER! My fridge it decided to break It ruined all my wonderful steak It's all at room temp Goodbye, my dear shrimp As Marie said, "I guess I'll eat cake." I love nightly reruns of "Scrubs" I watch it while eating a sub
Man, you guys are good! I love nightly reruns of "Scrubs" I watch it while eating a sub But it fills my Tivo Deciding what has to go And therein lies the rub Nancy Pelosi had lunch With the SOB neocon bunch
Today Nancy Pelosi had lunch With the SOB neocon bunch If she'da choked on a bone They'd have left her alone What I say's not a fact, just a hunch. Okay, that was quick... Oh, jeez, I have nothing to say Been creating limericks all damn day
Oh, jeez, I have nothing to say Been creating limericks all damn day I should have been workin' Instead I been shirkin' Responsibilities.... who cares! I'm still payed! There were so many Dems on the house floor After lots of the Reps were sent out door
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 9 2006, 10:35 PM) [snapback]346709[/snapback]</div> Ha! :lol: I needed that. I just finished yelling at a troll.
Macaca pulled out of the race With a big flop of egg on his face. Virginia said no To Confederate Geo. Now he's off to his bris, just in case.... Bush and Pelosi had lunch With Cheney and all of that bunch
Bush and Pelosi had lunch With Cheney and all of that bunch The main dish was crow To neocons's woe And her dish was cold, I've a hunch Now Bush has lost kit and caboodle What happens to Blair, his so-loyal poodle?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 10 2006, 07:32 AM) [snapback]346891[/snapback]</div> Now Bush has lost kit and caboodle! What happens to Blair, his lap-poodle? They are forming long queues To be filling his shoes, Why, the poor man is off of his noodle! This weekend I waxed my new car With Zaino, it shines like a star!
This weekend I waxed my new car With Zaino, it shines like a star! Come sun or come raino It's better than plain 'o Spit and a rag - and by far! The piano's not easy to play I would gladly call it a day
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jared2 @ Nov 10 2006, 11:34 AM) [snapback]347072[/snapback]</div> The piano's not easy to play I would happily call it a day. "Liebestraume" by Franz Liszt Caused a bruise on my fist Now it's back to my scales "do, re....." I have to log off now and go Do some stuff I put off long ago.
I have to log off now and go Do some stuff I put off long ago. There's spell'in to check And gramer to correct And other good things to bestow At long last the weekend is here The weekend is what I hold dear
At long last the weekend is here The weekend is what I hold dear I sit around in my undies Reading papers on Sundays Eating nothing but popcorn and beer It started to snow in the night Without glasses it was pretty bright
It started to snow in the night Without glasses it was pretty bright In the south it's abstract But for me it's a fact And for kids snow's a beautiful sight I have a friend called Trevor Who thinks that he's very clever
I have a friend called Trevor Who thinks that he's very clever His anglophile name Really causes him shame People don't take him serious ever. (sorry, I don't know Trevor...and have no issues with anglophile names...no flames, please, just a silly limerick!) The clock here says 5:24 Why the hell am I not out the door?
The clock here says 5:24 Why the hell am I not out the door? There's beer to be drunk And men to be spunk I'd work longer, but what what the hell for? It's a really bad time to be Rummy. I can't think of a lousier dummy.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 10 2006, 06:20 PM) [snapback]347279[/snapback]</div> It's a really bad time to be Rummy. I can't think of a lousier dummy. "Henny-Penny!" he cried As they threw him outside, "Condi Rice is beginning to bum me." I'm having a difficult time Making some of these limericks rhyme.
