Another morn sleeping in bed Should I get up or go to the head? The walk seems like a mile! Oops--gotta wait a while... And how am I gonna get fed? Yay--"Meet the Press" begins in a minute Let us see how Webb and Tester spin it...
Yay--"Meet the Press" begins in a minute Let us see how Webb and Tester spin it... They seem like good guys Not (yet) riddled with lies I bet they are glad they did win it. On the other channel is Snufflufagus He's also got lots of spin for us
On the other channel is Snufflufagus He's also got lots of spin for us My son thinks he's great Every Sunday at eight If he doesn't watch, he puts up a fuss. Good God, but I dearly love the Fall Nice smells, falling leaves, and football
Good God, but I dearly love the Fall Nice smells, falling leaves, and football But it makes my heart break And the big games at stake When my team always fumbles the ball I decided to cross our big nation So I headed out to the train station
I decided to cross our big nation So I headed out to the train station What was I thinking? I must have been drinking Trains are so slow it's damnation Of the many odd ways to pass time Some are bad; others sublime
Of the many odd ways to pass time Some are bad; others sublime There's one that's the best Whether member or guest: That's reading the PriusChat rhymes After having some turkey with gizzard I got myself stuck in a blizzard
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dragonfly @ Nov 29 2006, 12:33 PM) [snapback]355312[/snapback]</div> After having some turkey with gizzard I got myself stuck in a blizzard I thought, it's the sauce, not the gander that made it taste grander Than anything I ate since fried wizard As the holidaze come nearer It all becomes clearer
As the holidaze come nearer It all becomes clearer This "shop 'till you drop" Has just got to stop "Not me!", you say - look in the mirror I won't waste time; I'll be shopping online As my mind becomes muddled from too much wine
Commercials abound - that's just fine Trying to pitch me their line I won't waste time I'll be shopping online As my mind becomes muddled from wine (sorry jared - I tried for 2 days to get your starter to work) I like fresh brewed coffee the best It seems like a good way to test
How about: I won't waste time; I'll be shopping online As my mind becomes muddled from too much wine Free shipping is good Right to the 'hood And it's guaranteed to be on time I like fresh brewed coffee the best It seems like a good way to test Your coffee connoisseurship And entrepreneurship Leave stale robusta to the rest "Don't fix it if it isn't broken" Said the man from Hoboken
"Don't fix it if it isn't broken" Said the man from Hoboken The cop gave good chase And I lost the race "But the machine ate my token" The radio is full of great cheer Should I buy this or that this year?
The radio is full of great cheer Should I buy this or that this year? This is attractive But that's interactive I'll settle for a case of beer. Finding new places is a test When you don't have GPS
Finding new places is a test When you don't have GPS Ask for directions? Make some corrections! An hour or two at best. Saturday night at the diner What choice of meals could be finer?
Saturday night at the diner What choice of meals could be finer? With my new flame (Now what was her name?) No matter! I'll wine her and dine her Her name, I remember, was Steiner She is our new web designer
I love that one! Her name, I remember, was Steiner She is our new web designer Up with the porn She was gone in the morn Now no one in here can find her. Oh will I impress my new date For I fear for the things I just ate
Oh will I impress my new date For I fear for the things I just ate She'll know I'm for real I biggy-sized the meal As guys go, she can see I'm first rate! My new car says I've arrived It comes with hybrid synergy drive
My new car says I've arrived It comes with hybrid synergy drive Its features abound It makes barely a sound The thrill of the drive revived . The miles seem infinitely far Should I fly or drive my new car?
The miles seem infinitely far Should I fly or drive my new car? At airport security A strip-search is a worry And the searchers are, frankly, below par A cannibal from the Isle of Crete Invited me in for a treat
A cannibal from the Isle of Crete Invited me in for a treat Start with the toes And end with the nose This four star can't be beat I offered the woman a cookie She said she'd get back to her bookie
I offered the woman a cookie She said she'd get back to her bookie The odds were not good I well understood Of any time soon getting nookie Is it civil war in which we're immersed? "I'ts worse!", says Annan, with a curse
