I think they would be higher caliber if left in their shell casing of a muffin cup. Or any muffin with nuts in it, that explodes into tiny almond shards before impact...
Clearly we're going well beyond desserts that are used for sporting, self-defense, or collecting purposes here. I don't have any problem with regulating the use of "destructive devices" as defined by the BATF (Bureau of After-dinner Table Fare) to include armor piercing muffins, large capacity pudding containers, PEZ dispensers machined for sound suppressors...etc. We do have to use a little common sense, after all!
Great, I can see it now... the government will want to regulate the sale of pudding and require complete background checks.
While PETA advocates throw red paint at people, Prius drivers throw pudding. Right, let them eat cakes! I say Poo-dding to all SUV drivers.
The shooter's car should be easy to find. Those Dodge Prii are unusual cars, I doubt if there is more than one in Texas, maybe not that many.
