How about Them Moose Goosers, Ain't they recluse? Up in them boondocks, Goosin' them moose. Goosin' them huge moose, Goosin' them tiny, Goosin' them meadow-moose In they hiney. Look at Them Moose Goosers, Ain't they dumb? Some use an umbrella, Some use a thumb. Them obtuse Moose Goosers, Sneakin' through the woods, Pokin' them snoozy moose In they goods. How to be a Moose Gooser? It'll turn ye puce. Gitchy gooser loose and Rouse a drowsy moose!