Congrats, Doc Brodie! I once made myself a "Doctor of Bullshit" diploma from the East Dakota Institute of Technocracy. But, no, I'm not a doctor.
Congrats Brodie! Careful not to use your new fudd to book plane tickets unless you know CPR (might get asked to resuscitate someone in-flight). Oh yes, never ever tell a cabbie you have a PhD. Ouch! Could you please put that dam* cat down now Tom?