Question everything

Does anyone want to put goodies in my stocking?

 

Are you going to hang them on the mantle first?

 

Isn't that where Santa usually stuffs stockings?

 

Should we all have some eggnog first?

 

Did you put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight? Oh and don't forget about the pelvic thrust either?

 

Well... would Dr. Berman look just as good in fishnets and garters as Tim Curry?

 

What ever became of Tim Curry? Wasn't the last movie I saw him in was IT?

 

Did the clown eat him or something?

 

When Indians (and others) cook with curry powder, are those ground up family members of Tim's?

 

If so, does that mean that if you eat curry you'll have a fetish for fishnet stockings and garters?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jack Kelly @ Dec 7 2006, 03:48 AM) [snapback]358775[/snapback]</div>

Eww?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Jack Kelly @ Dec 7 2006, 01:48 AM) [snapback]358775[/snapback]</div>

hall I add a cannibal joke here?

 

Isn't his brother a turd?

 

What would a cannibal do if his doctor told him to change his diet?

 

Eat zucchini muffins?

 

With soy milk?

 

From soy cows?

(Finally... I thought I was the only one posting today!)

 

Do brown soy cows give chocolate soy milk?

(I actually have work to do today. Sorry...)