Question everything

Who has the keys?

 

Where's maggieddd and her spectacular handcuff collection? (Do most of the newer-bies who frequent this thread even know who maggieddd, who's no longer with us, is?)

You can still eat muffins and drink margaritas with handcuffs on, right?

 

Yea but, what if you're handcuffed with your arms in the back?

 

Can you get a straw for the margarita?

 

Could you suck the muffin through the straw?

 

Doesn't that depend on how talented someone is?

 

Wow! What have I been missing?!?

 

You mean you can't tell?

 

My real question is:

Why don't I check on things over the weekend so I can be involved in the wacky lines of questions?

 

Do you mean you actually do something productive on the weekends?

 

Yeah... why don'tcha? Too busy for us here or something?

 

Don't you think a new puppy deserves attention?

 

What kind of puppy is it, and what's the puppy's name?

 

Oh... isn't he/she cute? How many shoes have been chewed so far?

 

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Do you think you can just bust in here on a Monday morning bearing a cute puppy and derail us from talking about muffins, margaritas and handcuffs???

 

Is the puppy's name Muffin, perhaps?

 

Can you believe my wife didn't understand why I chose that name?

(Her name is Aria, BTW.)

 

Oh... cute... Aria Margarita Muffin?

 

Have you bought a package of Milkbone Muffins for Aria yet? And does she sing?