Question everything

Why wouldn't it be ok that you're not blonde? You can have just as much fun anyway, right?

 

If I say I'll squeeze brunettes, redheads and blackheads with equal relish*, will you say, "Ewww!"?

*Sometimes horseradish, too.

 

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Would you believe that I have loads of fun no matter what my hair color is?

And Jack? How could we NOT say EWWWWW?!!!?

 

Don't red-heads have the most fun of all?

 

Are you speaking from experience?

 

Why is it going to be warm here today? Doesn't the weather know that it's almost winter?

(Can I apologize for anyone in cold weather areas?)

 

Isn't it being unseasonably warm just so I can go in to New York City this evening to enjoy a taping of "A Prairie Home Companion" at Town Hall without slogging through slush?

 

How lucky are you that you get to enjoy "A Prarie Home Companion"?! Can you believe that my wife and I love that show, but haven't been able to make it to any of the tapings close by?

 

Jeannie, didn't you know that we ordered up the warm weather for you so that you have a fabulous time?

 

Isn't it great to know you've had a good influence on your kids, and that they're fans of "Prairie Home Companion" and "Car Talk"?

 

Who isn't?

 

Is it time for a margarita yet?

 

What time does T.G.I.F start? Does it roll across the country by time zone, like the New Year?

 

Don't you think it should be 5:00 whenever you want it to be?

 

Who do atheists thank on Friday?

 

Do they really need to thank anyone?

 

Where's dreichla? Did he gag on a muffin?

 

Will someone have to perform the Heimlichmuffiin maneuver on him?

 

Is it okay to love Goth music at this time of year?