Question everything

Were they black and white and read all over?

 

Like a blushing zebra? Or a sunburned penguin?

 

You have underwear with blushing zebras or sunburned penquins on them?

 

Do blushing zebras and sun-burned penquins wear underwear?

 

You mean there's the possibility they may go commando?

 

What's wrong with commando animals? How about Donald Duck or Mickey Mouse?

 

Do you think I should ask them if they wear underwear the next time I see them at Disneyland?

 

Under where?

 

Didn't Walt decree that the critters be, uh, organ-less?

 

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Organ-less and they can't talk either, can they?

 

Is that why Mickey Mouse sings soprano?

 

So as not to be in violation of the red underwear rule, does anyone know where I can buy some? Do you think they'll run an after-Christmas clearance sale on them since they're red?

 

What about Target?

 

Did you know that Victoria's Secret's Annual Sale starts today?

 

Can you see how excited ... um ...

There's no good way for me to say what I was going to say, is there?

 

are there BAD dogs everywhere this morning? was PC overrun with trolls sprinkling aphrodesiacs wherever they traipsed overnight?

and, um, didn't anyone else's Sunday paper ads show that Valentine's Day sales have started already; and doesn't this mean red underwear will be a hot (if small) item all over the U.S. and A.?

 

Perhaps everyone wants to start the New Year off with a... bang? B)

 

Do you think Trojan profits are rising?

 

We can only hope, can't we that they're getting ahead of the competition?