Question everything

If I take one, can I still drive?

 

Sure... just don't drink that shot of tequila with it, okay?

 

Can I take the pill if I inject (not ingest) the tequilla?

 

Wouldn't that burn like CRAZY even with a lime and salt chaser?

 

Do I have to inject the lime and salt too?

 

Are you feeling that brave? Well... are ya?

 

My ear lobe is really swollen after all these injections and I wonder, do you think I should go to the doctor?

 

I'm really afraid to ask but... why are you injecting this into your ear lobe? Did you really want to get an earful?

 

Is that the sloshing sound I'm hearing?

 

If yesterday was Philosophical Thursday, can today be Superifical Friday?

 

At the same time?

 

Is is better if I just watch E! in bed and post responses like "you're stuped" in political threads in Freds instead?

 

Would we have to call you a troll if you did that?

 

I know we're not supposed to feed the trolls, but does that include muffins?

 

Do we have a Troll Muffin in our repertoire of recipes?

 

Could we just give him a stale margarita muffin?

 

Wouldn't that still be too good for a troll?

 

Wouldn't a troll prefer a billy goat gruff muffin? Do you think the billy goat tavern in chicago sells them?

 

What if it was the non-alcoholic margarita muffin recipe?