Haven't we discussed your VS addiction before? (I'm not suggesting that we not discuss it now, because it would lead to some very interesting questions.)
What is so special about VS? Have you seen the undies in the Avon book lately? Are they diversifying or what?
Don't know know the word "chigger" is considered offensive and it's "Trombicula alfreddugesi-American" nowadays?
Did one of us (who, to avoid embarrassment, we shall leave nameless) leave out a word, which seemed to render his post as a statement instead of a question? Or were you editorializing?